Wanderings of My Mind

"If you’re going to play the game properly you’d better know every rule."

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:35:10 -0600

“If you’re going to play the game properly you’d better know every rule.”

- Barbara Jordan

"She’s got this real funny idea about a diet: you don’t get fat if no one sees you eating."

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 07:58:13 -0600

“She’s got this real funny idea about a diet: you don’t get fat if no one sees you eating.”

- Gloria Naylor

"If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won"

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:20:05 -0600

“If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won”

- Mumford and Sons - I Gave You All

"We’ll be washed and buried one day my girl And the time we’re given will be left for the..."

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:29:43 -0600

“We’ll be washed and buried one day my girl
And the time we’re given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
So let the memories be good for those who stay.”

- Mumford and Sons - Winter Winds

"As the winter winds litter London with lonely hearts The warmth in your eyes swept me into your..."

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:23:59 -0600

“As the winter winds litter London with lonely hearts
The warmth in your eyes swept me into your arms
Was it love or fear of the cold that led us through the night?
For every kiss your beauty trumped my doubt.”

- Mumford and Sons - Winter Winds

"Love it will not betray you Dismay or enslave you, it will set you free Be more like the man you..."

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:12:52 -0600

“Love it will not betray you
Dismay or enslave you, it will set you free
Be more like the man you were made to be”

- Mumford and Sons - Sigh No More

"In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die. Where you invest your love, you invest..."

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 13:52:50 -0600

“In these bodies we will live,
in these bodies we will die.
Where you invest your love,
you invest your life”

- Mumford and Sons - Awake My Soul

"You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some..."

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 08:49:45 -0600

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

- Frank Zappa

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:01:40 -0600

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

- Jack Nicholson

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:58:00 -0600

“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

- Clint Eastwood

"I’ve never had a humble opinion. If you’ve got an opinion, why be humble about it?"

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 08:59:33 -0600

““I’ve never had a humble opinion. If you’ve got an opinion, why be humble about it?””

- Joan Baez

"“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.” ” No sugar? Damn. Y’all..."

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 08:09:10 -0600

“

“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”

” No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”

”

- James A. Garfield and Chris Tucker (Friday)

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:59:11 -0600

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

- Jerry Seinfeld

"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:53:59 -0600

“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.”

- W. C. Fields

"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:53:04 -0600

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.”

- W. C. Fields

"It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:52:16 -0600

“It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.”

- W. C. Fields

"There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:45:49 -0600

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

- Steven Wright

"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights,..."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:43:54 -0600

“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”

- Steven Wright

"I like to reminisce with people I don’t know."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:41:20 -0600

“I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.”

- Steven Wright

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and..."

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:37:42 -0600

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

- Groucho Marx